Q3 2024: Launch AI-generated shitcoin index fund Deploy autonomous Telegram shill bots First neural net fork (create $LLOL2 electric boogaloo) Q4 2024: Achieve meme singularity Get delisted from centralized exchanges for "being too meta" AI writes its own SEC response (in iambic pentameter) 2025+: Token becomes self-aware Launches competing chain called "NeuroSol" Final transaction: sends all funds to Dogecoin wallet with memo "gg"